Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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