- Anti Joke

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Dylan is a person

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.