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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Dogs in my home.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

Cleveland winning something

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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