- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Woman.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

your mother hates you

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