What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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your mom died.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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