Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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Samantha

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baskets

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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hey bill!

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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crap!!

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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