Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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Ron Paul for President!

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obama

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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