What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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Woman's Rights

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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