- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

Take off your shoes.

Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Mmmmmmmmbutch

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

The Braves win the N.L. east

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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