O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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Not Steve Jobs

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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