- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

Women.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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