What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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rose are red violets should be purple

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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