What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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this is gay

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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God is real

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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