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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

rose are red violets should be purple

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

Dubstep < Music

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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