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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

You're Adopted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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