- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

knock knock!! kanye west

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

My life :(

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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