What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

who is mark

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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