Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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Kelly Clarkson

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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