A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

a man walks into horse bar

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Anti Joke

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