1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Kelly Clarkson

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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