Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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