- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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