- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

YOLO.

eloise dey.

the real mccoy

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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