What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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What is it called when your friend tells you that Justin Beiber was laid? Lying.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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what's worse than getting a bad test grade? being raped.

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Q. How much wood would a Wood-Chuck chuck if a Wood-Chuck could chuck wood? A. Wood-Chuck's clearly cant chuck would so what is the point of trying to figure out a question that would never take place in real life?

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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