How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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roses are red, voilets are creepy, i can beat you in call of duty

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pizzano is a tool.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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I dropped two snare drums and a cymbal down a hole earlier. They're probably broken now.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Do you know what a lion really is? It's an over sized cat.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Q: What's worse than death? A: Nothing.

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Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

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Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A chicken doesn't need a motive to cross a road, it just does.

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Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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