Mitch

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Flop dog

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Say eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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