- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

Why did the Blonde say something stupid? Because she is stupid

A man walks into a school, he then proceeds to gun down the majority of the students before taking his own life. What a sad, sad day.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

Imagine Buzz Lightyear standing on the edge of a cliff. He jumps off hoping to fly. He manages to glide for a little bit until a bird crashes into him a cause one of his wings to break. What happens then? Simply imagine him turning into bird.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Q. Which is bigger, a dog or the Statue of Liberty? (Trick question! Think carefully before looking at the answer!) A. The Statue of Liberty.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Watermelons don't have feet.

What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

Q: What did the bartender say to the Arab as he was walking in? A: Nothing, the bomb had already killed them both.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

a ghost walks into a bar and sais BOO! The bartender then yelded AAAAHHH! and died of a hart attack.

"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

What's black and blue and red all over Sex

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