- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

What did the fish say? Moo

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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