John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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pineapples

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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