- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Oh no! My life is ruined!

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Yo daddy!

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

fart+fart=poop

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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