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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

Where do babies come from? My garage

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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