Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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this is gay

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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