I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

Wade's the father

You should never talk to strangers.

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

this is gay

A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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