What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

How did th-A fridge.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Penal Dysfunction

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

womens rights

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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