Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

Cows go moo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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