- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. I HAVE A SHOTGUN

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

roses are grey violets are grey i am color blind

What did the pacific ocean do to the Atlantic ocean? He waved.

Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

Why did Landry hit the man with a metal pipe? Because he was a rapist and wanted to remove his virgin status.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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