- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

Anti jokes SUCK!

A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

what do you call a retarded italian Niko

how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

What do you call a mexican riding a bike? A cyclist.

What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

A black man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. The bartender asks "Where did you get that?" The monkey replies "Africa, there are thousands of them."

What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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