- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

If Earth is a triangle, then why are trees smart? Because turtles have 4 legs

why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

- What's green and invisible? holds out empty hand - This cabbage

What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

What items don't float? A school bus full of children

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

What is worse than finding 4 worms in your apple 3 holocausts the 4th worm would be dead after 3 holocausts

Your friend is so gay that he came out of the closet and was accepted warmly by his friends and family for who he is a human being.

A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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