What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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Knock knock It's open

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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