Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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The NHL playoffs

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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How did the gymnast fall off the beam? Got shot in the face

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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