What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock knock who's there? A serial rapist, now open up. hmmm... Ok... 3 Days passed before they found the serial rapist dead.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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God

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why did Henry jump of a cliff? He was in deep depression.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

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What do you call a Chinese man flying plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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