Your computer runs so slow that I had to run a virus scan.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats round red and taste like candy? such a thing doesn't exist

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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ObamaCare

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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What do you call a man with no legs? Disabled.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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