Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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you will now laugh.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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haha, you're an orphan

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Ms. Smoot's class

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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Anti Joke

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