Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Women's Rights

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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alert('hiiii');

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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knock knock who's there?

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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