whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Do you need any assistance?

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Anagram.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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What is the difference between a duck?

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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