- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

I like to eat people

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Kah-________-

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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