Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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The NHL playoffs

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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