What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Q: if you spend more than 10 minutes on anti-joke.com, you will soon start to see some of the problems with the user experience. name some and propose solutions. A: Well, as you said, there are many. But a huge one is all the repeat jokes. The site could really benefit from some mechanism to identify repeat jokes.

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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