What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Chuck Norris watches TV.

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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