why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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Why did the all the fish in the lake die? A pesticide bioaccumulated through the food chain.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Crunchie

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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the WNBA

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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I am Skaldak!

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The Holocaust.

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