biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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4/20.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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A man goes to a Korean-owned dry cleaner to pick up his suits. They were impeccably cleaned at a reasonable rate.

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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