Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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Why was Jesus able to walk on water? Because he was the son of God and therefore devine, he can do whatever he pleases

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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Roses are red, violets are blue something stinks and I think it's you!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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yo mamas so ugly she turned madoosa into stone

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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