What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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What's up? A direction...

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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