What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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