- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

in the begining... god made some stuff

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

Paul Dylan King!

Nobody cares.

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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