What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

Women's sports

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

why did Max cry??? chicken

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

The Charlotte bobcats.

Why was Timmy sad?

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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