The 19th Amendment

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

To mamas so fat shes fat

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

123 Main street

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...