ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Knock knock Come in!

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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