- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Pickles

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Chuck Norris died.

What is 69? A two digit number.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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