Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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