Why did Cam newton win the heisman? Wait Cam Newton won the heisman?

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Fvck this poem I'll just go play video games.

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What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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Junior's love life.

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What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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Why didn't the teacher ask where Billy's assignment was? Because Billy died last week. -B

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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